Smells Like Tony Khan Fearing for His Life Candle | Pro Wrestling Funny Stuff

Smells Like Tony Khan Fearing for His Life Candle | Pro Wrestling Funny Stuff

Regular price $24.99

Hey kids! It's the "Fear for My Life!" candle, inspired by moments that make you truly question your life choices.

This candle captures the essence of backstage tension with a variety of hilarious (and real) scents:

  • Vanilla Bean: Because even in chaos, a little sweetness can linger.
  • Comfort Spice: For when you need a hug after witnessing professional wrestling drama.
  • Sea Breeze: Imagine a calming ocean breeze... right before a metaphorical brawl or slapping a dickhead who really deserved it!
  • Unscented: Sometimes, silence speaks volumes. (Especially after someone yells a lot.)
  • Fresh Balsam: To clear the air, metaphorically and literally, after things get heated.
  • Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: Because a little fall festivity can't hurt, even in the middle of wrestling drama.
  • Pink Grapefruit: For a burst of tangy energy, just like the one that led to this whole mess.
  • Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: Because after the dust settles, you might need a little zen.

This candle is the perfect gift for:

  • Wrestling fans with a good sense of humor.
  • Anyone who's ever been in a slightly awkward situation.
  • People who appreciate a good metaphor (and a good laugh).

Disclaimer: This candle won't actually make you fear for your life (hopefully). But it will provide a hilarious reminder of a truly unforgettable moment in wrestling history.

Light it up, laugh it off, and remember - wrestling is wild.

Order your "Fear for My Life!" candle today! (Just don't throw it at anyone. We recommend using a holder.)

The candle is made 100% with a natural soy wax blend and cotton wick. Choose between fragrances such as Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze, Unscented, Fresh Balsam, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Pink Grapefruit and Eucalyptus Lavender Herb.

Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.

.: Size: 9 oz total (7.5 oz of wax)
.: 100% natural soy wax blend
.: Clear glass vessel
.: Average burn time: 50-60 hours
.: 100% cotton wick
.: Permanent adhesive label
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: NB! All scents have the same natural color


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